Monthly Archives: February 2010

Re: I am Not an Animal – I’m a Flash Developer

This is a response to an article on

Basically what we have here is an article on Flash by somebody who self taught and has no qualifications or experience with anything else.
So, as I read it, it becomes clear to me that this fellow is afraid of change. Possibly because he will be left behind if he doesn’t learn HTML5 and also because he doesn’t seem to understand where companies like Adobe will really fit in when HTML5 replaces flash. Let’s explore this.

Open source they cry! A world wide web free of proprietary formats and buggy plug-ins they say! HTML 5 is here and finally spelling the end for Flash. It sounds like an Apple fan boy’s wet dream. A text pad wielding code monkey’s paradise too perhaps? But does the Flash platform need to die in order to achieve online Zenith where we ascend to a magical place where JavaScript libraries and cascading style sheets run wild and free.

Perhaps the issue people have is that Flash isn’t at all stable on OSX let alone any mobile device and even when running its performance is horrendous.
Why use a buggy slow piece of shit plugin when our browsers are capable of the same things flash is? this is more than just code monkeys. this is users and code monkeys alike.

I hope not. I have a soft spot for Flash. Fundamentally because it’s one of the most empowering creative tools of the digital age. It was a huge catalyst for content creation in the early days of the web, but flash also played a key role in the emergence of Web 2.0 through YouTube and Flickr technologies. It showed the web could have more than just static text and pictures, things like atmosphere, transitions and graphic style unparalleled in any HTML sites.

This is true, but it’s 2010 and the times are a changin’.

We now have an HTML spec that is capable of providing cross platform media in a way never before possible. without any proprietary plugins and without any performance hit or browser crashing caused by buggy closed-source plugins that will never be fixed. Flash did do a great thing for the web. but unfortunately for some its days are coming to a close. it pioneered some aspects of web media but HTML5 is going to take us forward.

Youtube understands this, and now support HTML5

I’d like to see HTML 5 do this. I remember I used to get a hard disk over this kinda thing 10 years ago when I was learning Flash. It offered an incredible insight into the potential of the platform and gave new meaning to the web. Sites like would clearly translate well to the iPad given the obvious attention to detail and design. This is not possible with HTML 5 yet. Nothing the bashers have put forward argues otherwise.

Once Adobe releases their HTML5 designing tools. there shouldn’t be any problems with that.

Would HTML 5 be able to create TV shows like Quads or how about a full length feature Drawn Together movie.

HTML5 is a web technology, it’s focus is not to create Television shows. however the canvas functions should be more than capable of this. we’ll just have to wait and see.

The web is better with Flash. A richer, more inclusive experience.

HTML5 is capable of the same things Flash is.

What Adobe has done right is to plant the seeds of a very diverse and colourful ecosystem of content producers, tools, resources and libraries out there for free (mostly) to anyone who wants to learn.

That’s right, plant the seeds.

What Andrew doesn’t seem to realise is that anything that Flash could do with the web, HTML5 can do better.
Flash is a buggy, poorly performing pile of shit. Designing a site in flash makes it impossible for people link to things on the site, makes it impossible for blind customers to use your site. makes it impossible for a search engine to index any of the content on the page or for the site to work on a machine which is incapable of supporting flash.

It is not the duty of a web browser to support a site, it is the duty of the site to work on any browser. sure some functionality being lost due to small amounts of flash based content on a site but when you build a full site out of flash it’s your own problem when it comes to your customers being unable to view your site.

Any web designer that designs a whole website out of flash is a hack, it’s simply bad etiquette to build a site that relies on flash. Any designer that I work with that uses flash so heavily is usually the self-taught kind. Like I said, sites should be designed to support the browser not the other way around.

However if you’re not particularly feeling like a hack then you’ll have no problems. your friends at Adobe are going to make it through the whole HTML5 thing just fine.

What some people don’t seem to realise is that Adobe will be one of the companies that brings HTML5 development tools to the market.

This is how people will deliver content using things like Canvas. they will provide the HTML5 video players etc. they will make it easy for the average simpleton to move from flash to HTML5.
If you’re capable of learning new things you’ll be fine, Adobe will give you all of the nice tools to make HTML5 development a drag and drop affair.

UPDATED: Adobe is trying to fuck HTML5 in the ass while playing the innocent card.

While trying to be all happy and friendly towards HTML5  publicly they have lodged an objection on W3C mailing list in regards to the canvas property and haven’t publicly announced this.

The reason being that as it’s used for 2D Drawing and would be a direct competitor to the bloated, buggy crapware we’re forced to use now (flash)

Because of this objection, the spec will most likely be put on hold for now while this political bullshit of theirs is sorted.

Seriously Adobe, HTML5 will replace flash. you can either waste it’s last breaths thrashing around trying to survive or you can get in on the HTML5 pie with some tools that will allow people to make great HTML5 content.

(Source: Daring Fireball)


Adobe are claiming that they have in no way hindered HTML5 or any of it’s related specs

Quote by Larry Masinter – Adobe rep

No part of HTML5 is, or was ever, “blocked” in the W3C HTML Working Group — not HTML5, not Canvas 2D Graphics, not Microdata, not Video — not by me, not by Adobe.

Neither Adobe nor I oppose, are fighting, are trying to stop, slow down, hinder, oppose, or harm HTML5, Canvas 2D Graphics, Microdata, video in HTML, or any of the other significant features in HTML5.

Claims otherwise are false. Any other disclaimers needed?

Not sure if I believe it myself. but who knows.

STO: Star Trek Offline. The new MMO

Star Trek: Online

It could’ve been so much

Instead we get a half baked abortion of a game made by a company that seems hell bent on ignoring every support request their customers put in.

Well, almost all.

They seem to pop up in threads where some blind, neckbearded Star Trek nerd puts up a post praising the creators of the game and telling them it’s the best thing invented since cheetos. when one of those posts come up the GMs and Devs drop all their work and seem to suckle on the aforementioned neckbearded fellows cock.

You know, Cryptic would be better off spending less time sucking the dicks of religious star trek nerds who are blinded by their fetish for all things Star Trek and more time fixing the numerous bugs in the game, and replying to actual customers who have some valid input.

How about fixing the rego key issues? people (like me) can’t even apply their pre-order keys because the system claims not to recognise it.
There are extreme rubber banding issues
Regular disconnects and logouts
Missing items from the pre-order packs
Lack of content
Lack of diversity in missions. a majority of them are “go here, kill that”
Stop fucking bringing the servers down every night, during Australian Primetime.
Enough with the random disconnects, and the constant unplanned downtime
Give the game a death penalty, otherwise it’s like it is now, a never ending game of space lemmings where you keep going in to fight the valiant fight, die and then repeat.

Plenty of issues, instead we get bullshit patches for crap like spelling corrections.

I think the worst part is the community of unbathed blind neckbeard having e-heros who spend their time on the forums saying shit like “You should feel privileged to have a ST MMO” and to “stop whining”

Here’s an idea to those idiots, go fuck yourselves!

I paid something like $70 on the game, I’d like my moneys worth please! especially if these leeches want me to pay them monthly for a game based off of the star trek universe, even if they have physically violated it to the point they have and completely fucked with the canon.

The worst part is that I’ve essentially pissed away $70 on a game that I can’t play unless I want to give them more money for subscribing. 6 months down the track I might come back to it to see if the shit flinging monkeys at cryptic have managed to queef something out that resembles a playable game. right now we have a game that needs another year of development before it becomes playable. by then they could’ve gone bankrupt. making my $70 even more fucking wasted because I’ll never get a chance to play this bullshit.

iPad, iWin or iFail?

Your average rumourtard

An interesting article some of you might find interesting on the iPad.

I tend to agree with the post, many people allowed themselves to believe the rumours of the iPad being some mystical cure for cancer and were dissapointed when they didn’t get what they had hoped for. so ended up crying like little babies.

The iPad is a great device, maybe not exactly what you want in a tablet but that doesn’t mean it’s shit. I mean they are nothing like netbooks so what’s to hate?

New blog

So I finally bit the bullet and installed WordPress. go me

I may or may not transfer the posts from the old blog across. depending on whether I can find a suitable database backup or not.